unicornPup.

I love you like my mum loves cleaning

I love you like Homer Simpson loves Duff beer

I love you like my best friend loves facebook

I love you like a worm loves dirt

I love you like a squirrel loves acorns

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

I love you like a mouse loves cheese

I love you like a cat loves a mouse

I love you like lilo loves stitch

I love you like ernie loves bert

I just love you